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Hate, Greed, Hypocrisy, And Stupidity: A Recap of Conservative "Values"
It's been said that Conservatism is filled with those who lie, hate, and steal - with just a dash of insanity and stupidity added in.Others say that it's just a sign of the times......and we tend to...
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Here Are A Few of The Differences Between The GOP And Normal People
We've been deluged by questions from people around the globe asking us what the differences are between the GOP and normal people.It's pretty hard to tell because Conservatives often look like you and...
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What Do Republicans Want From Us Anyway?
Republican Conservatives tell us that they want "individual responsibility,""freedoms," and "balanced budgets" for all of us, but we know after watching them that they're just kidding around - yanking...
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Is Conservatism The Real Terrorist Threat To America?
Our offices have been deluged with questions about terrorism, and some even speculate that Conservatives have been the REAL threat to America and that these terrorists increase in numbers when...
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When Character Is Important, Call Your Friendly Neighborhood Conservative!
Many of our readers have complained that the GOP is chock-full of new ideas and that we never post them, chock-full of great character attributes too - but we never post a thing about them either.But...
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Things The Conservative "Movement" Can Do For You!
We've received constant complaints recently from people who think that we've shown too many things that the progressive types can do for us and not enough from the "right" wingers' side.AND since we're...
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Things That Conservatives Love...And Hate
While we've been accused of leaning to far to the Left and ignoring the "Right," we have to admit that we've completely ignored giving the Cons the praise they deserve.But that's about to change as we...
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More Conservative Values The Conservatives Want To Share With Us!
The Conservative "movement" has a ton of values that they're shared with us in the past but they keep coming up with new ideas, fantastic ideas that we've never heard of before!Of course, the old ideas...
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A Few Questions For The Members of The Conservative "Movement."
We've heard the old saying that the Republican Party is made up of a few smart people and a whole lot of dumb ones, but we're sure this is nothing but jealousy from the supporters on the Left.After...
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The Most Important Ways That Conservatism Deals With Today's Issues
We've been chastised recently for being unfair and biased when it comes to reporting on how the Conservative "movement" deals with the important issues of the day.We all know how Conservatives are...
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Just A Few Ways Both Parties Are NOT The Same
Low information voters and misinformed voters often use the old refrain, "both parties are the same," when they tell us why they didn't vote - again.We've known that political leaders have their...
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To Save The Country: Conservative Plans Are In The Works Just For You!
Email, texts, and telegrams have continued to pour into our office from outraged Conservatives, claiming that we've kept mum about all the wonderful plans that the Conservatives have on tap to save our...
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The State of The (Conservative) Union 101
The calls and the letters have been pouring in again, complaining that the State of The Union Speech this year is full of Democratic propaganda that Republicans don't want to hear about, such as the...
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Truth Or Lies: Deciphering Conservatism
Truth or lie? Discovering the truth about the Conservative "movement" is difficult with all the lies thrown at them by other people, and sometimes the Cons look at the truth a little differently than...
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A Comprehensive Look At The NEW Republican Party
Full of new ideas and fresh from another successful debate, the GOP is proud of its image as the NEW Republican Party - so, fellow Americans, out with the old and in with the new!The old GOP was mean,...
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Things Conservatives Believe In
Recently, a ton of memes and 'toons have been posted from the Godless libruls that falsely depict the things Conservatives believe in - like the meme just above.It's true that it's hard to decipher...
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Casting Your Vote: A Few Things To Remember In November
With just ten months to go a lot of us are either Low Information Voters or Misinformed Voters who vote for Republicans without knowing what that Grand Old Party stands for.Criminalize Conservatism is...
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Fifty Reasons Why You Are A Republican
Your friends and neighbors mock you and your parents disowned you because they just can't understand why you turned Republican?Being a Republican isn't everyone's cup of "tea," and few really...
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Conservatism's Message To America!
As we close in to Election Day, the folks over at the Conservative "movement" want you to know that they haven't forgotten the working men and women of this country, even thought their messages are...
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The State of The GOP In Just A Few Memes And Toons
Many Conservatives have been concerned about the state of the Republican Party as polls show that the country is also concerned with the Republicans words and actions as people smear the GOP......and...
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