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Trusting The Republicans To Be Republicans
We can't trust politicians, they say......but we can always trust Republicans to be Republicans because if they're one thing, they're consistent.You many find this hard to believe so in our...
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What Conservatives Love And Hate
People often ask us what Conservatives believe in, what they love and hate - and frankly we're at a loss with deep questions like this.Sure, they tell us what their "philosophy" is but it's so...
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Is Today's GOP Your Grandparents' GOP?
Some say today's GOP isn't their grandparent's GOP and others say it really makes no difference since the GOP has always been the rich white boys' club for Conservatives.But is this true - and does it...
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The Difference Between Conservatives And Normal People
Folks keep stopping us in the street and sending their emails to ask us the important question, "What is the difference between Conservatives and normal people?"And with such a difficult question...
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Some Republicans We Can Be Proud Of!
We're often too critical of our Republican friends and many have criticized us for our overly-friendly attitude towards the rest of the country...even though Republicans are just like all of...
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Republican Messages, Just For You!
In these troubling and confusing times the Republican Party is having a devil of a time getting their messages out to you, the voter......because too often Conservative politics can be as clear as...
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Until The Election Don't Say Things Couldn't Get Worse!
These days we seem to hear a ton of people saying that things just couldn't get worse.But until the Election next year things couldn't get much worse - or could they?It's hard to trust some of those...
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What Do The Conservatives REALLY Think About You?
Conservatives are so gosh darned busy protecting us from the terrorists that they forget to tell us what they really think about us.Sure, some of them don't have too many deep thoughts......but they...
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Xmas Wishes From The GOP To You!
As we approach the Holiday Season, we're taking the time to pass on a just a few Xmas wishes from your friendly neighborhood Conservatives to you - wishes like this, for example from one of their...
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Looking For Someone To Finally Speak The Truth?
You say you're tired of all that peace and prosperity and want someone to finally speak the truth to you?What is "truth," after all?We agree and sent our crack team of reporters out into the...
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Republican Plans For The Average Americans
We all remember Newt Gingrich's Contract On America......although there's really not much difference between today and Republican days gone by......but we're reminded off it during these holiday songs...
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You Say That The GOP Doesn't Make Any Sense?
Because Conservatism is so confusing, some people think that the Republicans don't make any sense.And the last Debate didn't help at all......because somehow things are a lot different today.Since they...
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A Few Reminders From The GOP To You This Holiday Season!
While a few Conservatives have criticized us for being too one-sided when it comes to the Conservative "movement" with 'toons like this one......and this one......and this one......and since honest...
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A Few Fun Facts About Conservatism
To many, Conservatives are serious and have no sense of humor about the Conservative "movement."Sure, Cons like Dennis Miller are devoid of any humor and the few times Fox News tried comedy they fell...
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Things Conservatives Dream Up For Us When We're Asleep
While the rest of us are sleeping a dreamless sleep, our neighborhood Conservatives are dreaming of a million things that they're going to do - just for us, even during this happy holiday season.But as...
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Things That Happen When Conservatives Are Afraid
Conservatives get afraid all the time and some people suggest that it's all a scam, that the Cons WANT us to be afraid...but Conservatives aren't that stupid, are they?Sure, they sometimes tell us that...
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Ways Your GOP Has Helped You In 2015
We were going to title this post as "10 Ways Your GOP Has Helped You in 2015" but quickly realized that there were so many other ways the GOP has helped us WITHOUT EVEN BEING ASKED that we figured you...
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Even MORE Ways The GOP Will Help Us In 2016!
Helping the People is what politics should be all about, and we've spoken many times about the many ways that the GOP has helped us in the past.It's true that some of the Conservative rats have left...
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