Helping the People is what politics should be all about, and we've spoken many times about the many ways that the GOP has helped us in the past.
It's true that some of the Conservative rats have left the sinking GOP ship, of course...
...but as all good Cons know, things change as people change...
...and you know those cagey Cons in the GOP - they keep surprising us with new ideas to help us from somewhere...
...and we think we have an idea how they'll use these ideas to improve the country and the world in 2016 just to help us when we need help - just like all good politicians do.
And with all the intellectual prowess from the GOP heirarchy AND their base...
...we just know that they'll come up with some GREAT ideas in the coming year!
So with the help of our crack investigative team, we present just a few ways that the GOP will help us all in the coming year, starting with this little gem for your kids...
...because education is so important for our democracy to survive...
...because you have to be smarter and more knowledgeable than the Other Side...
...and everyone knows how the Cons look at education...
...and what they were like when THEY went to school!
And if that didn't impress you, take a look at this way that the Cons intend to help us out by going back to the Good Old Days...
...and with 2015 being greater than 2014, 2016 has got to be even BETTER...
...and by "better," we mean it's going to be a YUGE improvement under Conservative rule...
...with exciting new discoveries like these...
...but NOT these...
...although THIS one always works for every Conservative in good standing...
...as does this...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this too...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this, of course...
...and all of these things too...
...because Conservatives rule!
So even though we know how well things went for us with the ways the Conservative "movement" dealt the cards for us in 2015, the Cons have even MORE great surprises for us in 2016!
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There are really no "new ideas" from the righties - they just package up the old ones with a new slant to "con" their moronic and more hateful supporters.
The main "idea" of Conservatism is to take from the poor and middle class, and give to the rich - sort of antithetical to the idea of a participatory democracy.
And when you combine the Cons' dreams of an oligarchy with lying, deceiving, stealing, and killing - you have the Conservative "movement," leading us to know why the only sane solution to the scourge of Conservatism is to...
...criminalize Conservatism!
