These days we seem to hear a ton of people saying that things just couldn't get worse.
But until the Election next year things couldn't get much worse - or could they?
It's hard to trust some of those squealers who rat out their former hitmen...
...but there are always these lying rats for any great crime syndicate to contend with.
But as always, we've sent our crackerjack team of internets investigators out into the web to find out of this old saying is true in our present political environment, and what they found will shock you.
It appears that a coordinated effort by a criminal cartel has infested the polity, stealing and killing while they push for their wealthy hosts to rule the rest of us, but only a bipartisan effort to find out if this is true will suffice.
So without further ado, we present the first piece of evidence from the cartel's leadership...
...and its consigliori to-be...
...because it's pretty well known that he gets plenty respect from the other Dons...
...followed by a comment from the syndicate's button men and women.
But let's take a peek and what these mobsters do and say to get a feel for how bad things might get, like these favorite topics of theirs...
...and some of these "made men" are pretty sophisticated in eavesdropping on the cops and stuff...
...and when it comes to blowing people away, no one is playing these tough guys for suckers.
Major problems get settled at a secret "meet"...
...and those meets happen in places where things stay hidden from the citizens...
...because you wouldn't want to mess with these tough guys anyway...
...or you might get hurt immediately after you say the fateful words, "Things couldn't get worse!"
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Conservatism in the GOP has, to use a word abhorrent to all good Conservative Sheeplets, "evolved."
Conservatism has ALWAYS been about the rich ruling the rest of us, but what started out as a mob run by Wall Street Republicans and Country Club Republicans has evolved into something else even more vicious after they let a few of the Conservative nuts run the asylum.
Then along came Trump.
Conservatism is STILL all about the protection and preservation of the richest and greediest in our society, and the results of Conservatism are still wholesale theft and murder of its own citizens.
BUT with the nuttery that has invaded the mobster-run "party" they call the GOP, we've seen everything worsen - from genocide to sedition to death by man-made climate change.
Is that enough to convince you that we need to...
...criminalize Conservatism BADLY?
Yes, it's enough for us too.
