We all remember Newt Gingrich's Contract On America...
...although there's really not much difference between today and Republican days gone by...
...but we're reminded off it during these holiday songs by those most affected by the Contract...
...because the holiday season brings out the best in Conservatives...
...but that time has long past and we need to know about the GOP's NEW plans for Americans as they digest today's events with an even-handed examination.
So once again our crackerjack team of investigative journalists was on the job however and left us with these advance plans from the Republican Party to you like this little suggestion, for example, that shows us how great leadership appears in response to that Contract from the days of yesteryear...
..as we admire the leadership from all over the world that is in synch with the Cons' plans for us...
...even though SOME parties aren't in line with YOUR Republican Party and its ideals like this guy...
...and this guy too.
So if you're filled with the spirit of Christmas you REALLY have to listen to American Conservative heroes like this guy...
...and these two guys...
...and these guys too...
...because you never know if one of them won't be running for President some day...
...and some of them have moved from the Appalachian Trail to Congress!
But the Conservatives' plans for America don't include any "backsies"...
...because that's not how Republicans roll...
...because they're more like this...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this...
...and yes, this...
...and (yuck) this...
...and this, of course...
...and sadly, this too...
...and yes, even this...
...and finally, this.
But finally when you come to the truth,we have to admit that the feeling of Peace on Earth and Good Will to Men is only partially true when the Republicans' plans for you are complete!
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When you watch or listen to Conservatives speak it can sound pretty confusing until you realize that the one thing their leaders have in common is representing the greedy and wealthy in their attempts to insure that the rich shall rule.
(Everything else is smoke and mirrors for their Sheeplets to swallow.)
With the Cons in charge if you wind up short of income and assets so be it.
And if you end up suffering - or even dead - because the safety nets disappeared, that's too bad too.
Because the ONLY thing the Conservative leadership wants is to rid us of all that democracy stuff in favor of their billionaire sponsors and megacorporate donors, making us wonder if we're too late saving the vestiges of what little there is of our democracy left to us.
When you digest even a little bit of all of this, isn't it WAY past time to...
...criminalize Conservatism?
