We're often too critical of our Republican friends and many have criticized us for our overly-friendly attitude towards the rest of the country...
even though Republicans are just like all of us...
...being proud of their calls for "freedom" and everything...
...so in an effort to show off our impartiality and bipartisanship we've searched high and low for some Republicans we can be proud of - instead of guys like this...
...or this...
...and all the other Repugs who shaped our tax system...
...because their legislative efforts sure helps us all, rich and poor!
But after a month of diligent study and investigation our initial failure was compensated by a successful tour through the internets, where we found countless examples of the Conservatives that we can be proud to show off to the rest of the world - with memes like this from the Twilight Zone, for example...
...and this simple 'toon that shows off the Brotherhood of Man brought to you by the GOP...
...and this one that shows us how sometimes we should always be proud to follow orders from our fellow Cons...
...and as our search continued, we found a few guys the GOP is very proud to show off...
...and they don't know which one they're more proud of - this guy...
...or this guy...
...but it doesn't matter much with their more vocal supporters...
...as we surprise them with a birthday cake to celebrate all that energy...
...because the Cons are always FULL of surprises themselves...
...and they're just full of hidden surprises too...
...especially to their creditors.
Prideful Conservatives deserve to shout, "We're number one!" as they show us their many triumphs...
...although it's been said that pride goes before the fall...
...but not to worry, in case they get caught with all this false pride, they've got it covered...
...because fear ALWAYS works...
...if you know what we mean.
There must be a place for all those proud Conservatives, shouldn't there?
And fear aside, who could be more proud of these guys as they explain their political strategery that makes them so happy and filled with pride!
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The GOP Platform above isn't far from the truth and should give us a hint as to what the Conservative "movement" is all about.
First and foremost, it's about the rich ruling over the rest of us - even though we're supposed to be living in a participatory democracy.
Second, it's about fooling their poor, misguided troops with "social issues" that the leadership doesn't even believe in.
And third, it's all about the lying, deceit, stealing, and killing that comes from believing that the GOP is a "legitimate political party."
In actual fact with all of that, it's easy to see why we have to...
...criminalize Conservatism - before it's too late!
