Republican Conservatives tell us that they want "individual responsibility,""freedoms," and "balanced budgets" for all of us, but we know after watching them that they're just kidding around - yanking our chains, if you would - but it's really tough deciphering all that noise, isn't it!
So how can we find out what they REALLY want from us...
...and can the internets give us a clue? It all seems like some kind of code...
...and the code words keep changing too!
We know the Repugs are against Socialism and everything that smell like it...
...including "small government"...
...and since we've never found the internets to be untruthful we scoured it to find the answer to our burning question AND we got some answers in a hurry - answers like THIS one, for example that tell us what they want us to think about our President...
..and this one that explains what the leadership wants from its base...
...you know, those peeps that think that their Donald is da bomb...
...only because sometimes they're a little slow on the uptake.
But this one that explains what they want from their black brethren...
...with a little help from all parties concerned with the Brotherhood of Man and Truth and Justice and all that stuff...
...because some parties don't know what to do about certain other parties...
...but this one tells us a little about how their theology affects their wishes for our happiness...
...and this one explains how they think great leadership will take care of our needs and hopes...
...and this one tells those with small penises what the Cons want from them...
...and this one tells us what the next Republican presidents want from us too...
...as this one that explains one of the ways that they'll make those "wants" into real life policies...
...along with this one that explains the Cons' position on the Minimum Wage...
...and this one that tells us that all Republican ideas aren't just simple black and white solutions...
...and this one that is simpler for the typical Con to understand...
...and this one that is simpler for the average nutcase to understand too.
And this last one? It explains what will happen if you DON'T understand what the Republicans and their Conservatives REALLY want from us!
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Fear is pretty much all that the Conservatives have after Bush and Reagan showed us how they don't really care about balanced budgets - and as their opposition to the Affordable Care Act showed us how little they care for our care and well being.
Fear turns into hate, hate turns into Republican votes, and those votes turn into more money in the pockets of already-rich billionaires and less money in ours.
The Republican party is where Conservatives get together and devise more "new ideas" to steal, lie, deceive, and kill.
And the Conservative "movement" is merely a call to the stupidest and meanest in our society that are looking for meaning in their meaningless lives.
With all of that we now know that Conservatism is an anti-American and anti-democratic way of thinking, so we also know that we need to...
...criminalize Conservatism - and if you stop to think about it, you should too!
