Truth or lie? Discovering the truth about the Conservative "movement" is difficult with all the lies thrown at them by other people, and sometimes the Cons look at the truth a little differently than normal folks...
...as even they have to admit that lies can take a life of their own...
...although sometimes they backfire when you're not paying enough attention.
With Conservatism sometimes the truth has to take a backseat to strategery, making it tough to make sense out of anything that they say, of course.
And every day we see thoughts like these from the Other Side trying to tell the truth about Conservatism as they see it. But who CAN you trust these days?
Our crack team of internets investigators knew all about the problem and they set out to gather all the information they could about Conservatism and veracity, starting with this likely meme describing the Cons' respect for our President.
Are these guys telling the the truth or are they lying? We pick truth...and here's another one for you to decide if the Cons are really fine Christians and fiscally responsible...
...and see if you can pick whether this lady is telling the truth or lying...
...as well as this guy...
...and this elephant...
...because the truth is pretty confusing at times...
...VERY confusing...
...almost as confusing as the differences between the Parties.
But to continue on with our quest for answers, what do you think of what this little lady is saying - is it the truth or is it a lie? Or is it the kind of lie that she really believes is the truth...
...just like this guy...
...and these guys...
...and this guy...
...and these guys...
...and all of these guys, of course!
Lies are sometimes lies by commission...
...sometimes they're lies of omission...
...and sometimes truths are just implied...
...but sometimes the truth is the same as a lie...
...but apparently with the Conservatives, when the truth fails lies can be real whoppers!
And finally, an observation from a wise man about the truth-telling of the Cons' favorite candidate that should explain things once and for all!
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Conservatism isn't always about lying, of course...even though the Cons lie through their teeth 24/7.
Because the Cons HAVE to lie - just like they have to deceive, steal, and kill.
Conservatism is after all the battle between the rich and the middle class and poor - sort of antithetical to a participatory democracy.
And once you understand that Conservative liars, deceiver, thieves, killers, and agents of plutocracy you understand that Conservatism can only be eliminated one way, by...
...criminalizing Conservatism.
