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Follow The Money, And Dig Up A Conservative
We've known how the rich think for ages, but the big difference today is that Conservatism was invented to protect the rich through politics...And when you think you might be a stranger in a strange...
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Why Conservatives Hate Science
We know that Liberals are smarter than Conservatives...tu...why do Conservatives hate science? Well, there's Climate Change for one thing...the oil companies and industrial magnates hate hearing about...
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Are Conservatives Stupid Or Just Really, Really Mean?
Are Conservatives stupid or just really, really mean? We vote "really, really mean" for the leadership and "stupid" for the rest of them, as we remember the old saw, "The Republican Party is made up...
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If Babies Had Guns They Wouldn’t Be Aborted.
"If babies had guns they wouldn’t be aborted," a nonsensical statement by Texas Republican Representative Steve Stockman, suggests our topic today: Why are Conservatives arming their followers? Are...
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Conservatism Is All About The Money
Even if they're ex-cons, Conservative racketeers still lust for power..."Buddy Cianci, Twice-Convicted Felon, Is Running For Providence Mayor Again.""EAST PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) — Buddy Cianci, the...
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The Low Information Voter: Democracy Killer
The Low Information Voter has been responsible for the election of Conservative criminals, yet doesn't understand how his vote changed the country for the worse."Some low-information voters' views are...
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Conservatives' Strategy: Distract The Rest of Us
In a famous scene in a Marx Brothers movie, Groucho tells Chico, "It is my belief that the missing picture is hidden in the house next door." Chico thinks of something as different from that fact as he...
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The Golden Rule: Those With The Gold Make The Rules
Who started Class Warfare anyway? Conservatives are not the working man's friend, and all the social Conservatives in the world can't rebut it. Just as an example, this story explains what...
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God, Guns, And Gays: The Perpetual Conservative Platform
The Perpetual Conservative Platform: God, Guns, And Gays...first, about guns:"The States With The Most Gun Violence: 24/7 Wall St."As mass shootings continue to appear in the news, many Americans and...
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Hobby Lobby Goes Viral!
Talk about going viral! The internet exploded the same day that the Hobby Lobby decision was handed down by the Fascist Five.In no particular order, we present a small portion of what we saw...opeds,...
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Climate Change Denial And The Future of The Earth
Question: How are all the dead planets in our solar system similar to Earth?Answer: They all discovered the internal combustion engine.Man-made climate change may kill us all, but as long as the...
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Why Do Conservatives Have To Lie...And Lie...And lie?
Why Do Conservatives Have To Lie...And Lie...And lie?The political system in the U.S. is a participatory democracy and few voters would agree with the Conservative core philosophy that the governance...
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Hobby Lobby Decision, Continued.
We interrupted our Hobby Lobby theme and here's more on the worst decision by the Fascist Five since Bush v. Gore... First, from Salon.com:"We are a corporate theocracy now: The Christian right seeks...
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Sarah Palin, Dumb As A Post
To mark the Fifth of July, we present a tribute to America's Sweetheart, our almost-Vice President, Sarah Palin!This is from a satirical site, but sometimes it's hard to separate satire from...
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GOP: The Party of Nyet
Along with their new love affair with Vladimir Putin, GOP adoringly shares with us their totalitarian roots by proclamation: the GOP is the Party of Nyet for never voting for anything, unless they can...
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First Amendment Exception For Criminalizing Conservatism
A "certain organization" kills thousands, steals billions, and then lies about it...shouldn't they be shut down?The Mafia admits its purpose, kills fewer and steals less, and makes fewer ill or...
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Conservatives Are Stupid, Chapter 97.
"Never eat at a place called 'Moms,' never play cards with a man named 'Doc,' and never try to use facts or logic with a Conservative."Using facts and logic to change a Conservative's mind is...
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The Conservative Generation of Swine
Ted Kennedy defined the Conservatives in America, saying, "The Republicans are looking after the financial interests of the wealthiest individuals in this country."The Conservatives are the Generation...
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Positively The LAST Stupid Conservative Signs, And This Time We Mean It
The guy who started it all.There's no gettng around it, Conservatives are dumber than anyone else."Multiple Scientific Studies Confirm: Extreme Conservatism Linked to Racism, Low I.Q.""An article...
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Fox News, Faux News, Fox Snooze - The Lies Keep Pouring In
Whether you call them Fox News, Faux News, or Fox Snooze, they're really a news organization, aren't they?From Addictinginfo.org, we learn otherwise:"Analysis: Over Half of All Statements Made on Fox...
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