Vote Republican???
During campaign seasons, the GOP tells us why we should vote for their candidates, because there's just not that much difference between the two Parties......no really, there AREN'T...(Well, okay - but...
View ArticleIf You Like Their Agenda So Far, Vote GOP!
It's campaign season again and the Repugs are brimming with new ideas, twice as good as their old ideas...aren't they?Of course, you have to be careful how you present a new idea......because some of...
View ArticleLogic In Conservativeland!
Logic runs rampant in Conservativeland, the kind of logic that says if something happened once it will ALWAYS happen over and over again...kind of like the logic from the sermons that you hear on...
View ArticleJust Who Is The Republicans' Base?
There's an old saying, that the Republican Party is made up of a few smart people and a whole lot of dumb ones, but are the dumb ones the real base of the GOP?Naturally, the GOP has gone through a...
View ArticleWhat If We Lived In A World Without Republicans?
The Conservative "movement" is all about making the world into a Conservative paradise and devoid of Liberal Socialist Muslim Commies, but what if we had no Liberals around? Â What if Progressivism was...
View ArticleA Funny Thing Happened At The Debate Last Night
Yes, we know the debate wasn't THAT funny......but in a slight departure from our usual format, we're going to show you as many of the pix, memes, and toons that we've collected over the last 12 hours...
View ArticleHow To Be A Good Republican 101
It's been said that there's no difference between the two Parties, and those who say it must be pretty smart because they say it all the time......even though some think that there must be a FEW...
View ArticleWhat Is The Conservative "Movement," Anyway?
iWe've heard about something called the Conservative "movement," because the Cons have told us about it day in and day out...but what it, really?Is it a secret? Nah...reaWe know what it...
View ArticleYou Too Can Be A Conservative Star!
Too many of us feel like we COULD be a Conservative darling, but it seems to be so difficult......but not any longer because YOU TOOÂ can be a Conservative star by studying up on things that we'll show...
View ArticleGreed, Fear, And Hate - It's The Conservative Way
The triad of Conservative values - greed, fear, and hate - have a special place in America for the GOP and some people claim that it's what Conservatism is all about.So let's take a look around the...
View ArticleWhat Do Conservatives Really Believe In?
The words "Republican" and "Conservative" are synonymous and the Cons spend a lot of time defining who they are and what they believe...but there's really only one core value that Conservatism believes...
View ArticleAre Conservatives Crazy, Stupid, Greedy, Or Just Mean?
This is a tough question and deserves our impartial analysis. Â Let's collect a few 'toons and memes we've seen posted over the last 24 hours and see if we can figure out which trait describes the Cons...
View ArticleThe GOP According To Jefferson (A Repost)
(Due to a personal emergency, we're reposting one of our old posts this morning. This was one of our first posts, and it is also one of the page links at http://www.criminalizeconservatism.com that you...
View ArticleWhat's With The Conservative Mantra of "Small Government?"
The call for "small government" by the Cons can get pretty complicated if you're not paying attention, because some of the Conservative Sheeplets ain't too edjoocated......so let's get down to basics:...
View ArticleAre You A "Helen Keller Republican?"
A Helen Keller Republican was coined by Republicans for other Republicans who prey on the Low Information Voters......you know, those idiots who think both parties are the same?...and with the LIV,...
View ArticleThe Secret Prosperity of The Republican Ideology
Sure, the Red States lead the nation in poverty, education, infant mortality rate, average life expectancy, and citizens with no health care coverage......but Conservatism is a PROSPEROUS ideology, as...
View ArticleJust What Is The "Republican Agenda," Anyway?
The Conservative Agenda is the same as the Republican Agenda, but what is it really?We know that it's made up of many parts, each designed to further the aims of the GOP, but some find it...
View ArticleThe Conservatives' Battle Against Democracy
The Conservative "movement" seems to be all about beating democracy, little "d" democracy - that is, to hear them tell us about their schemes day in and day out.The Cons are fond of distinguishing the...
View ArticleWhat Has The Republican Party Done For You Lately?
It's impossible to separate Conservatism from the GOP, and that's because Conservatism is really all about serving the rich.Conservatism has two goals: 1. To eliminate all taxes for the rich by...
View ArticleDo Conservatives Really Lie All That Much?
We know that the Cons lie a lot - because it would be foolish to tell voters in a democracy that the Rich Shall Rule.But do they lie that much, or are they just misunderstood? If they were "just...
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