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When Money Is Equal To Speech
Conservative elements on the Supreme Court of The United States has been expanding their definitions of people, speech and money that goes something like this:Corporations are peoplePeople are...
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The Cons Run Congress Now, So Watch Out!
"Congress meets tomorrow morning. Let us all pray: Oh Lord, give us strength to bear that which is about to be inflicted upon us. Be merciful with them, oh Lord, for they know not what they're doing....
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Conservatism: Legitimized Theft
We start off today's essay with another quote from Will Rogers: "A Republican moves slowly. They are what we call conservatives. A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn't see any...
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Our 194th Installment of "Conservatives Are Stupid."
From Reagan to Quayle to Bush, we have to admit that the Republicans have the stupidest leaders..."Trees cause more pollution than automobiles." ~ Ronald Reagan"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our...
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Conservatism = Murder, Theft, Treason, And Lies
If we're going to criminalize Conservatism, the Cons deserve to know why we think they are members of the largest criminal cartel on earth, so we'll start off by pointing to one of their leaders.Let's...
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More Criminal Acts From Your Friendly Neighborhood Conservative
The quote from the guy judged by most as the worst president in American history was a slip of the tongue, but Dr. Freud might have said a few words about the subconscious telling us the truth through...
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Conservatism: Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Americans have foolishly elected Conservatives to represent (rule) them forever, and what has America gotten for this stupidity? Let's find out..."GOP Trickle Down Has 70% of Americans Near Financial...
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Liars And The Lying Liars Who Tell Them Today
Spoiler alert: They're the same liars that we heard yesterday.Hillary Clinton once said, "The American people are tired of liars and people who pretend to be something they're not," but was she...
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The GOP Game Plan For The Next Two Years In Pictures
Bulletin, Bulletin! Here's the GOP Game Plan for the next two years...Because the Conservatives have some great health plans JUST FOR YOU!You see, we MUST kill Obamacare because it's so socialist and...
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Hypocrisy: It's The Conservative Way
Is hypocrisy the same as lying?  Almost...hy·poc·ri·syhəˈpäkrəsē/nounthe practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform;...
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Yes, It IS Your Grandfather's GOP!
There's a popular saying among today's progressives that the GOP "is not your grandfather's party," but it clearly is the same fascist stew - with a few nuts and flakes thrown in.We don't have to go...
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Cheating, Lying, And Treason: It's The Conservative Way
When things go wrong for Republicans, the lust for higher office never interferes with their penchant for criminality and lying......and you'll be hearing the biggest lies of them all for the next two...
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A Short Tribute To Jon Stewart
First Colbert, now Jon Stewart is leaving us...and millions mourn and wonder where they are going to get their news from.Let's take a look at how a few sites announced Stewart's retirement..."After 16...
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Republican Strategeries And Tactics In The 21st Century
"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican," said Lisa Simpson - and in real life it seems quite true..."Republicans in Congress are doing the only thing they know how to do: YELL...
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What Minority Is Destroying America?
The short answer to our question is the rich, but the answer also includes the minions of the rich - the mafia-like Conservative capos and their button men.What does the so-called political philosophy...
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There Are Two Types of Conservatives
"Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party," said Walter J. Lippmann, and this is especially true of the followers of the Conservative crime cartel.The Conservative Sheeplets are a bunch of...
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We Found Out What The Letters "GOP" Stand For!
We dug up this oped from a few years ago, when the Wall Street Journal decided that "GOP" was outdated..."'GOP' Means...What?""Apparently there has been some hand-wringing going on at the Wall St....
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Conservatism, Stupidity, And Science.
Is there a reason that Conservative leaders love stupid people...?You remember that quote about the Cons and how intellectually challenged they are...Especially when it comes to s-e-x.The typical Con...
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How To Be A Conservative 101
You say you haven't paid much attention to politics, but now you want to be a Conservative and don't know how to get started?First, you have to think like Conservative icon George W. Bush when he said,...
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The Job of Conservatism: Hypocricy And Lies Required
When your core philosophy is that rule by the rich is best, it's impossible not to lie if you want to keep your job.And since hypocrisy has to be part of your entire rhetoric and political actions...
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