The Conservative "movement" is all about new ideas, say the Cons - and we believe them!
Where else would the GOP be without new ideas, anyway?
Where else can the undecided voter go to help make democracy work?
And where else other than the Conservative "movement" can we get new ideas like this one about gays and guns...
...and "small government...
...and hard work...
...and the separation of church and state...
..and immigration...
...and family values...
...and getting ahead in life...
...and equal rights...
...and race relations...
...and symbols of hate...
...and our military retirees...
...and states' rights...
...and the infrastructure, thehungry and homeless vets, and the children...
...and corruption in politics...
...and of course, Conservative compassion!
And all of these new Conservative ideas have one thing in mind: Restoring jobs for Americans.
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The Conservative "movement" isn't a movement. It's a way to get the dumbest and meanest in our communities to back the core value of Conservatism: That the rich should rule.
It's a way to keep unemployment high enough so that the rich can pay starvation wages to the middle class workers and the poor.
Everything other than that core value is merely a message for these True Believers, as few in a participatory democracy would really vote against their own best interests.
When this "movements" ideas result in lies, theft, and murder to make sure that the rich shall rule, then it's seriously time to...
...criminalize Conservatism.
Joyce, Jnr.
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''The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even
another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media
bias.''
Rep. Lamar Smith (R-TX).
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