We've heard from scores of new voters, asking what Party they should support in this new age of terrorism by radicals from the Middle East and radicals from White America - the Dems or the Repugs, Blue or Red?
Some say the Cons are greedy and power-hungry...
...some say that the Party that fights the terrorists is the one to back.
Some say the Cons are totally insane...
...and by insane we mean totally nuts...
...although the Cons say that they're just "evolving."
And while some say the Dems complain too much about the GOP...
...most of the experts we contacted on the Right were no help at all explaining this to us...
...but EVERYONE agreed that there really are differences between the two Parties!
So with our celebrated common-sense objectivity and hightened sense of fair play, we've scoured the internets once again to find the answer for our young voters with memes that explain the solutions offered up by the Republicans, like this one for example.
And those with a logical bent will find that other memes and 'toons like this one will help analyze the solutions from the Conservative "movement" too...
...because memes like this one explains the strategery of those on the Right...
...and with those strategies come solutions, like this one...
...and this one...
...and this one...
...and this one too...
...and this one looks helpful for those concerned with man-made climate change...
...as does this one...
...and as does this one for those who are interested in foreign affairs...hey, how did THIS one get here!
But to continue with our analysis of the typical Conservative here's another helpful 'toon...
...and this one is pretty helpful too for those celebrating the Big Tent...
...and this little warning shot from the right is pretty informative too...
...but we have to admit that the GOP is on the employers' side, not the employees' side...
...just as we have to admit that the Cons are quick to point out the terrorists in our midst...
...as well as all the financial aspects of democracy...
...and all the drawbacks of democracy under the GOP...
...and those drawbacks under Conservatism seem to have some historical value too - for Conservatives, of course...
...because the Cons have been reaching out for your vote for a long, long time.
So have you reached the "final solution" about which Party to choose? If you said GOP, it might be because you just LOVE the programs that the Cons say solve our jobs problem forever and ever!
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Yes, we know tying Conservatism and Fascism is supposed to be a no-no.
But don't both political philosophies preach control of the government by the corporations and vice versa?
That makes the comparison inevitable, especially when we look at the looting and killing done under the name of the Conservative "movement."
AND we shouldn't forget that both "isms" hate democracy and thusly hate America, making them anti-democratic AND anti-American.
When we absorb all of this, along with the racism and the hate and the bigotry and the greed that exemplifies the typical Con- we have to admit that it's WAY past time to...
...criminalize Conservatism.
