Republicans have campaigned forever on the premise that Democrats are soft and Conservative Republicans are tougher than Democrats.
Tougher on crime, tougher on defense, and tougher on balancing the budget.
But is this true? Are the Cons really so rough, tough, and ready for action?
As usual, we've brought our objective investigative skills to the forefront and searched the internets for the answer to how tough the Cons really are, starting with this...
Well, that was a bad example - so let's start all over with a few more memes and 'toons - like this one, for example...
...then this one...yeah, that's the one!
No, that's not it. Maybe this one...
This isn't working out well, so let's just let the memes fall where they may - like this one...
...and this one...
...and this one too...
...because they're all think that they're tough enough...
...and this one, of course...
...and this one from the tough guys...
...and this tough guy too...
...but not this one. No, no - NOT this one...
...and not this one either...
...but this one fits...
...along with this one...
...as well as this one...
...and this one too...
...and this one...
...and this one...
...and this one...
...and this one...
...and finally, this one that shows us what a wise man once noted about the vaunted "Conservative toughness."
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No, the Cons aren't tough - they're just your typical, run of the mill Conservative bullies - sheep in wolves' clothing that are displayed for the edification of the stupid and mean that they love so much.
Bullies pick on the weak.
So do Conservatives.
Bullies lie, deceive, steal, and kill just to get their way.
So do Conservatives.
Bullies are against anything near and dear to us.
So do Conservatives and every other criminals you can think of.
With all this staring us in the face, isn't it WAY past time to...
...criminalize Conservatism?
